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The Nagoya Queen
Why Meidai? Disenchanted Student Wails About Non-existent Campus Life
22 September 1998
NOTE: I wrote this essay when I was a freshperson in the uni and hating it. Three years later, now that I'm about to graduate, I realized that, hey, it ain't so bad. I wouldn't go as far as saying that I have actually gotten fond of Nagoya U, but I think I'm now in a position to claim that it's a pretty good uni and there's little reason to complain (Now it's "Girl, it could've been worse, you know"). Just another one of my changes of heart. :-) I'm publishing the essay here as part of my stroll down memory lane. You'll find it amusing, hopefully.


I hate Nagoya University.
Ha ha, gotcha there, didn't I. The above claim is only to get your attention. It is, however, also the truth. You see, I gotta loath something first before I can start liking it. And I mean, I really got to hate something with all my heart, before I can begin to love it with all my heart. That's the way my affections go. Take sumo, for instance. I used to think it was a puke-inducing, disgusting theater for simpletons with an IQ of minus 79 and an appetite to feed all the hog farms in this side of the planet. Now I'm a rabid sumo fan and a lot of my happiness seems to revolve around the big tournaments held six times a year and the occasional tv programs on sumo and the people involved in it. I spend my free time memorizing the names of the waza (techniques--yes, they do use techniques!) and their kanji (Chinese characters). I have come to define a great sight-seeing tour as equivalent to a visit to several sumo-beya (training stables) in Ryogoku, Tokyo. Now that's a glorious example of my hate-love transition syndrome.
So I deem it necessary to absolutely loath my uni before I can really start to enjoy it. So first I shall complain about the old crone, and then, once I get to cut my inch-long nails, I shall type a long prose on why this uni is to die for. The reason why I can't write that prose now is because my nails get in the way of touch-typing on my much abused keyboard. And oh, I don't think I shall ever get around to trimming my nails...
Nagoya U Guide Nagoya U Guide


Okay, so I hate Nagoya Univeristy. That much you probably know by now if you are one of them unfortunates who keep in touch with me. In brief, my life in Nagoya would be A-OK, minus the university. The truth is that half-- oh okay okay, more than half-- of my life revolves around the uni, and you can just imagine what kind of a life it is: having to breath in a place you absolutely loathe. As I said elsewhere, Nagoya City and Nagoya life ain't so bad, once you get the hang of it. But the uni is a totally different thing.

Since you probably won't get yourself to the uni homepage to read all about the history of this self-proclaimed prestigous university, I'll give you a two-sentence history. Make that four, because I have to say something about Japanese history as a background as well. Okay, so here goes (to the right, please):



Nagoya U Guide Nagoya U Guide

SENTENCE 1: By the latter half of the 19th century, the feudal government of the Tokugawa Shogunate (yes, that's the word, as in Shoguns and samurai and ninja) was forced to accept lots of unequal treaties from a bunch of overly-demanding Western countries, and the effect of this was that Japan was forced into a hang-dog position, powerless against Western bullying.

SENTENCE 2: So a bunch of samurai guys decided to get rid of the Shogunate and set up a modern, industrialized nation that can face up against Western might, a nation that will be recognized as "civilized" in Western eyes, so to do this the Meiji Restoration--or Meiji Reformation--(the restoration part meant restore the Emperor to his rightful place; if for some reason you wanna know what this is all about click here.) was undertaken, with the slogan "Honor the Emperor, Expel the Barbarian", the barbarian of course being the West.

SENTENCE 3: So them reformist guys set about modernizing Japan, borrowing Western knowledge, technology, and everything else appropriate they could borrow (including the nasty art of colonization), and they built railroads and set up formal government institutions and universities.

SENTENCE 4: These national universities built during the Meiji era were called the Imperial Universities, and there are 7 of them, the first one being of course the University of Tokyo; the last of them being Nagoya University; after WWII the "Imperial" tags were removed.

Old and Falling Apart
Now you may be wondering, what has this historical sketch got to do with my hating the uni? Simple, zitbrain. It means that the uni is OLD. Old and falling apart at the seams. The Law School, for instance (that's my school, in case you didn't know), looks like a grandmother who's had way too many makeovers. What she needs, I dare say, is major plastic surgery--a big time overhaul--but then there's the finance thing (naru hodo). Which is also the thing that makes them close the computer center at 5 PM, which of course drives me stark raving mad, because I practically rely on the internet for my sanity. My friends studying at other Jap unis--whose computer centers close at 8 or 9 PM-- are quite sympathetic to my plight. (Update 2001--on my second year they extended opening time till 8 PM)

If OLD went with Grand and Great and Graceful and all those Glorious stuff associated with lots of white hairs, it wouldn't be so bad, thinks thee. But I'm not concerned with greatness. I just don't like dark corridors and pit toilets and moldy walls and peeling ceilings. I mean, I'm already depressed enough as things are, and going to the old grandma of a law school each day don't make things no better, man, I tells ya, it don't.

And, as if to rub it in, the uni admin decided to build a big, brand new, towering building next to the old gramma. It's called the Graduate School of International Development, and needless to say, over there they get real toilets and shiny tables and floors and bright clean walls and lots of sunshine.
Flush Your Complaining @$$ Down the Pit Toilet
That's why I'd rather be at the prefectural library than at the uni. The uni is filled with buildings like the old gramma I just griped about. By now you're probably thinking "Claire, why don't you go flush your complaining @$$ down the pit toilet".
Oh, all right, so one of my specialties is griping about everthing under the sun, but hey, lots of people tell me I'm quite good at it, so good I could win the Pullet Surprise, so why don't YOU go flush YOUR complaining @$$ down the pit toilet.

Why MEIDAI?
Now someone who pays attention to titles is screaming: "You haven't answered the 'Why Meidai' question, stupid".

Oh, actually, I knew all along I was evading the question, since answering it would require that we delve into the intricacies of the Japanese writing system. Now I tells ya, you donta wanna know what this writing system is all about. It's just about the craziest and most inacessible writing system in the whole darned solar system. But since I brought up the topic I am bound to explain it, and worry not, gentle reader, for I am not only good at complaining, I also specialize in summarizing (as in, for example, "My whole 21 years can be zipped as moments spent angsting myself sick and throwing up all over two-footed creatures.").

So, Why Meidai? Here goes (just 5 sentences, buddy):

SENTENCE 1: The Japanese writing system consists of three alphabets (four if you include Roman letters) and these are:
Kanji- Chinese characters, around 2000 for daily use;
Hiragana- curly characters, less than 50;
Katakana- not-so-curly characters (actually, they look like robot scratches, or hiragana written with a rusty elbow), less than 50.

SENTENCE 2: A Kanji usually has two readings, called:
Kun-yomi- original Japanese way of reading; and
On-yomi- Chinese way of reading,
and reading depends on where the character is placed in the ordered scheme of the universe... make that in the highly inconsistent scheme of Japanese writing. Usually (but definitely not always), when Kanji are placed side by side, you take the Chinese readings; On the other hand, when a Kanji is put alongside hiragana, then usually it's the Japanese reading at work. You can never be sure of which, however (This much I can guarantee).

[ OK, so let's skip this boring portion and get on with the Meidai thing:]

SENTENCE 3: Nagoya University in Japanese is

"nagoya-daigaku"

which, when broken up further, becomes

NA-GO-YA-DAI-GAKU

written with 5 kanji. The reading "nagoya" is the Japanese reading, and the word for uni, "daigaku", is the Chinese reading.

SENTENCE 4: Still, the Japs like to shorten names and phrases, etc, so they take the first Kanji of Nagoya,

"nagoya"- NA

and the first Kanji of university,

"daigaku"- DAI

and put them together, as in

NA + DAI

But to make things consistent (in this case), the powers that be decided that the readings for these two Kanji should all become Chinese, so the kanji NA becomes MEI (the character's Chinese reading), and add DAI (already read in the Chinese way, as said earlier, if you aren't lost yet).

CONCLUDING SENTENCE: Thus, you put MEI and DAI together and you have the shortened version of NAGOYA UNIVERSITY= MEIDAI

By this time you are probably face-down into your key board, snoring boredom. Now, gentle reader, I suggest that you take your face off the keyboard as soon as possible, unless you want squarish pockmarks all over your lovely face.


Related Link
Nagoya University - the uni's official website.