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Why Meidai? Disenchanted Student Wails About Non-existent Campus Life
22 September 1998
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NOTE: I wrote this essay when I was a freshperson in the uni and hating it. Three years later, now that I'm about to graduate, I realized that, hey, it ain't so bad. I wouldn't go as far as saying that I have actually gotten fond of Nagoya U, but I think I'm now in a position to claim that it's a pretty good uni and there's little reason to complain (Now it's "Girl, it could've been worse, you know"). Just another one of my changes of heart. :-) I'm publishing the essay here as part of my stroll down memory lane. You'll find it amusing, hopefully.
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I hate Nagoya University.
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Ha ha, gotcha there, didn't I. The above claim is only to get your
attention. It is, however, also the truth. You see, I gotta loath
something first before I can start liking it. And I mean, I really got to
hate something with all my heart, before I can begin to love it with all
my heart. That's the way my affections go. Take sumo, for instance. I used
to think it was a puke-inducing, disgusting theater for simpletons with an
IQ of minus 79 and an appetite to feed all the hog farms in this side of
the planet. Now I'm a rabid sumo fan and a lot of my happiness seems to
revolve around the big tournaments held six times a year and the
occasional tv programs on sumo and the people involved in it. I spend my
free time memorizing the names of the waza (techniques--yes, they
do use techniques!) and their kanji (Chinese characters). I have come to
define a great sight-seeing tour as equivalent to a visit to several
sumo-beya (training stables) in Ryogoku, Tokyo. Now that's a glorious
example of my hate-love transition syndrome.
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So I deem it necessary to absolutely loath my uni before I can really
start to enjoy it. So first I shall complain about the old crone, and
then, once I get to cut my inch-long nails, I shall type a long prose on
why this uni is to die for. The reason why I can't write that prose now is
because my nails get in the way of touch-typing on my much abused
keyboard. And oh, I don't think I shall ever get around to trimming my nails...
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Okay, so I hate Nagoya Univeristy. That much you probably know by now
if you are one of them unfortunates who keep in touch with me. In brief,
my life in Nagoya would be A-OK, minus the university. The truth is that
half-- oh okay okay, more than half-- of my life revolves around the uni,
and you can just imagine what kind of a life it is: having to breath in a
place you absolutely loathe. As I said elsewhere, Nagoya City and
Nagoya life ain't so bad, once you get the hang of it. But the uni is a
totally different thing.
Since you probably won't get yourself to the uni homepage to read all
about the history of this self-proclaimed prestigous university, I'll give
you a two-sentence history. Make that four, because I have to say
something about Japanese history as a background as well. Okay, so here
goes (to the right, please):
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SENTENCE 1: By the latter half of the 19th century, the feudal
government of the Tokugawa Shogunate (yes, that's the word, as in Shoguns
and samurai and ninja) was forced to accept lots of unequal treaties from
a bunch of overly-demanding Western countries, and the effect of this was
that Japan was forced into a hang-dog position, powerless against Western
bullying.
SENTENCE 2: So a bunch of samurai guys decided to get rid of the
Shogunate and set up a modern, industrialized nation that can face up
against Western might, a nation that will be recognized as "civilized" in
Western eyes, so to do this the Meiji Restoration--or Meiji
Reformation--(the restoration part meant restore the Emperor to his
rightful place; if for some reason you wanna know what this is all about
click here.) was undertaken, with the slogan "Honor the Emperor, Expel the
Barbarian", the barbarian of course being the West.
SENTENCE 3: So them reformist guys set about modernizing Japan,
borrowing Western knowledge, technology, and everything else appropriate
they could borrow (including the nasty art of colonization), and they
built railroads and set up formal government institutions and
universities.
SENTENCE 4: These national universities built during the Meiji
era were called the Imperial Universities, and there are 7 of them, the
first one being of course the University of Tokyo; the last of them being
Nagoya University; after WWII the "Imperial" tags were removed.
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Old and Falling Apart Now you may be wondering, what
has this historical sketch got to do with my hating the uni? Simple,
zitbrain. It means that the uni is OLD. Old and falling apart at the
seams. The Law School, for instance (that's my school, in case you didn't
know), looks like a grandmother who's had way too many makeovers. What she
needs, I dare say, is major plastic surgery--a big time overhaul--but then
there's the finance thing (naru hodo). Which is also the thing that
makes them close the computer center at 5 PM, which of course drives me
stark raving mad, because I practically rely on the internet for my
sanity. My friends studying at other Jap unis--whose computer centers
close at 8 or 9 PM-- are quite sympathetic to my plight. (Update 2001--on my second year they extended opening time till 8 PM)
If OLD went with Grand and Great and Graceful and all those Glorious
stuff associated with lots of white hairs, it wouldn't be so bad, thinks
thee. But I'm not concerned with greatness. I just don't like dark
corridors and pit toilets and moldy walls and peeling ceilings. I mean,
I'm already depressed enough as things are, and going to the old grandma
of a law school each day don't make things no better, man, I tells ya, it
don't.
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And, as if to rub it in, the uni admin decided to build a big, brand
new, towering building next to the old gramma. It's called the Graduate
School of International Development, and needless to say, over there they
get real toilets and shiny tables and floors and bright clean walls and
lots of sunshine.
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Flush Your Complaining @$$ Down the Pit Toilet That's
why I'd rather be at the prefectural library than at the uni. The uni is
filled with buildings like the old gramma I just griped about. By now
you're probably thinking "Claire, why don't you go flush your complaining
@$$ down the pit toilet".
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Oh, all right, so one of my specialties is griping about everthing
under the sun, but hey, lots of people tell me I'm quite good at it, so
good I could win the Pullet Surprise, so why don't YOU go flush
YOUR complaining @$$ down the pit toilet.
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Why MEIDAI? Now someone who pays attention to titles
is screaming: "You haven't answered the 'Why Meidai' question, stupid".
Oh, actually, I knew all along I was evading the question, since
answering it would require that we delve into the intricacies of the
Japanese writing system. Now I tells ya, you donta wanna know what this
writing system is all about. It's just about the craziest and most
inacessible writing system in the whole darned solar system. But since I
brought up the topic I am bound to explain it, and worry not, gentle
reader, for I am not only good at complaining, I also specialize in
summarizing (as in, for example, "My whole 21 years can be zipped as
moments spent angsting myself sick and throwing up all over two-footed
creatures.").
So, Why Meidai? Here goes (just 5 sentences, buddy):
SENTENCE 1: The Japanese writing system consists of three
alphabets (four if you include Roman letters) and these are: Kanji-
Chinese characters, around 2000 for daily use; Hiragana- curly
characters, less than 50; Katakana- not-so-curly characters
(actually, they look like robot scratches, or hiragana written with a
rusty elbow), less than 50.
SENTENCE 2: A Kanji usually has two readings,
called: Kun-yomi- original Japanese way of reading;
and On-yomi- Chinese way of reading, and reading depends on
where the character is placed in the ordered scheme of the universe...
make that in the highly inconsistent scheme of Japanese writing. Usually
(but definitely not always), when Kanji are placed side by side, you take
the Chinese readings; On the other hand, when a Kanji is put alongside
hiragana, then usually it's the Japanese reading at work. You can never be
sure of which, however (This much I can guarantee).
[ OK, so let's skip this boring portion and get on with the Meidai
thing:]
SENTENCE 3: Nagoya University in Japanese is
"nagoya-daigaku"
which, when broken up further, becomes
NA-GO-YA-DAI-GAKU
written with 5 kanji. The reading "nagoya" is the Japanese reading, and
the word for uni, "daigaku", is the Chinese reading.
SENTENCE 4: Still, the Japs like to shorten names and phrases,
etc, so they take the first Kanji of Nagoya,
"nagoya"- NA
and the first Kanji of university,
"daigaku"- DAI
and put them together, as in
NA + DAI
But to make things consistent (in this case), the powers that be
decided that the readings for these two Kanji should all become Chinese,
so the kanji NA becomes MEI (the character's Chinese reading), and add DAI
(already read in the Chinese way, as said earlier, if you aren't lost
yet).
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CONCLUDING SENTENCE: Thus, you put MEI and DAI together and you
have the shortened version of NAGOYA UNIVERSITY= MEIDAI
By this time you are probably face-down into your key board, snoring
boredom. Now, gentle reader, I suggest that you take your face off the
keyboard as soon as possible, unless you want squarish pockmarks all over
your lovely face.
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